Terrific Tassels by Acne

I have seen oversized polo ponies on shirts and think that they are best worn in the stables.

Oversized alligators on shirts?  They should stick to the schwamps.
  
But a pair of oversized tassels on shoes?


Fan-tass(el)-tique!

These objets of desire are no longer available at Barneys, where they were, unknown to me, on a steep sale. Gravity Pope has them, in urbane black, for some 400ish dollars.  I stopped counting.

(P.S.:  I wouldn't wear a regular-size tassel, though in my schoolgirl days I thought they were preppy cool.  No more.)